So Frank Schleck transfers 7000 euros to Dr Eufemiano Fuentes, who he claims never to have met, has never sought to make use of a prohibited substance or method. Should I send him my bank details so he can send me 7000 euros? (Report at cyclingnews.com)

Seriously, how stupid does he think we are? What was the payment for, then?  He goes on to offer a DNA test to match the blood bags retrieved during the investigation.  Whats that?  The blood’s not available for testing?  That’s OK then.

Edit:  Perhaps Frank received one of those scam emails from Nigeria about a $10 million inheritance and the 7000 euros was a legal fee?